Efterrätt
Mai bjöd mig på munk!! MUMS!!!
Mycke nytt idag
Ni som har iphone, har ni laddat ner ios7? Jag har de i alla fall. Det påminner faktiskt lite om sword art online… i alla fall så håller jag på o försöker vänja mig vid det nu. Och jag har fått min almanacka som kag deaignade också! Den e jättefin!! 
OCH MIN JAPANSKA BÖRJAR IGEN IDAG!! IM SO HAPPYYYYYYYY!!!!
NO e tråkigt…
Jag har typ världens längsta NO lektion just nu! De är asjobbigt! No e jobbigt. Allt e ju jobbigt. ASDFGHJKLL!! MEN DET ÄR BARA TVÅ DAGT KVAR TILLS MIN JAPANSKA KURS BÖRJAR IGEN!! YEEEEEEEY!!!!
DATOR SALEN!!
TJENA! HÖHÖ! Jag är i datorsalen just nu! Kul va?! Neeeee. Inte riktigt. Men roligare än att sitt i ett klassrum i alla fall ^^
Fint va???
Fint va???
Haha! Jag är fett trött……
DATORN ÄR TASKIG MOT MIIIIG!!!
DATORN VILL INTE LADDA UPP BILDET PÅ BLOGG.SE!!! VARFÖÖÖÖR?!?! JAG KAN INTE LÄGGA UPP ALLA MINA AWESOME BILDER OCH GIFAR NU!! VAAAARFÖÖÖÖR?!?!?!
Nästan frisk
Jag minns inte om jag sa det men jag har varit sjuk hela helgen :( Jag vet inte riktigt vad det va men jag va typ förkyld och allmänt trög. Det va typ första gången på jääääääättelänge som jag va sjuk. Mitt immunförsvar brukar vara super-duper bra! Nu är det i alla fall måndag och jag måste tillbaka till skolan 。・゜・(ノД`)・゜・。INTE KUL ALLS!!!!!! OCH DEY REGNAR ASMYCKET!!!!
Bara för att jag är paranoid och inte litar på någon:
Snälla läs det här! För mig? Better safe than sorry, right?
WRITTEN BY A COP: Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or a loved one’s life. In daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation… This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, & everyone you know. After reading these 9 crucial tips, forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.
1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do :The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!
2. Learned this from a tourist guide. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse,
DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you… Chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse.
RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy.. The driver won’t see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.
4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc.
DON’T DO THIS!) The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head,
and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR ,
LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE..
If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF, Repeat:
DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.
5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
A.) Be aware:look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor ,
and in the back seat.
B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door.
Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women
are attempting to get into their cars. C.) Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side.. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!)
7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN!
The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; and even then,
it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern!
8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked ‘for help’ into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.
9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late
and she thought it was weird.. The police told her ‘Whatever you do, DO NOT
open the door..’ The lady then said that it sounded like the baby
had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, ‘We already have a unit on the way,
whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.’ He told her that they think a serial killer
has a baby’s cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby.. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby’s cries outside their doors when they’re home alone at night.
10. Water scam! If you wake up in the middle of the night to hear all your taps outside running or what you think is a burst pipe, DO NOT GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE! These people turn on all your outside taps full blast so that you will go out to investigate and then attack.
Stay alert, keep safe, and look out for your neighbors! Please pass this on
This post should probably be taken seriously because the Crying Baby Theory was mentioned on America ‘s Most Wanted when they profiled
the serial killer in Louisiana
I’d like you to forward this to all the women you know.
It may save a life. A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle..
I was going to send this to the ladies only,
but guys, if you love your mothers, wives, sisters, daughters, etc.,
you may want to pass it onto them, as well.
Send this to any woman you know that may need
to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it
and it’s better to be safe than sorry..
Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or
a loved one’s life.
1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do :The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!
2. Learned this from a tourist guide. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse,
DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you… Chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse.
RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy.. The driver won’t see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.
4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc.
DON’T DO THIS!) The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head,
and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR ,
LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE..
If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF, Repeat:
DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.
5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
A.) Be aware:look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor ,
and in the back seat.
B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door.
Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women
are attempting to get into their cars. C.) Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side.. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!)
7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN!
The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; and even then,
it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern!
8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked ‘for help’ into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.
9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late
and she thought it was weird.. The police told her ‘Whatever you do, DO NOT
open the door..’ The lady then said that it sounded like the baby
had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, ‘We already have a unit on the way,
whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.’ He told her that they think a serial killer
has a baby’s cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby.. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby’s cries outside their doors when they’re home alone at night.
10. Water scam! If you wake up in the middle of the night to hear all your taps outside running or what you think is a burst pipe, DO NOT GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE! These people turn on all your outside taps full blast so that you will go out to investigate and then attack.
Stay alert, keep safe, and look out for your neighbors! Please pass this on
This post should probably be taken seriously because the Crying Baby Theory was mentioned on America ‘s Most Wanted when they profiled
the serial killer in Louisiana
I’d like you to forward this to all the women you know.
It may save a life. A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle..
I was going to send this to the ladies only,
but guys, if you love your mothers, wives, sisters, daughters, etc.,
you may want to pass it onto them, as well.
Send this to any woman you know that may need
to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it
and it’s better to be safe than sorry..
Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or
a loved one’s life.
Nytt pass
Mitt pass har gått ut så nu är jag på väg för att fixa ett nytt. Men jag är liksom sjuk så jag kommer se ut som ett troll…
Det gick i alla fall helt okej på matchen igår. Vi förlorade med 2-1 men det va mot Stockholms bästa lag så jag tycker vi va fett bra ändå. Och jag ramlade
inte!! Jag fick typ ingen riktig otur på
hela dan! Nemesis måste verkligen tycka om mig! ^^
I don't trust this day…
Som ni säker vet så är det ju fredag den 13:de idag. MEN! Jag har inte fått någon otur än! Den här dagen brukar alltid poverka mig. Förra året t.ex gick jag in en stålpar, ramlade ner för trappor skadade mig i allmänhet. Men i år har det inte hänt något. Så min teori är att ikväll när jag spelar en match mot AIK så kommer jag få super-unltra-otur! Jag kommer säker lyckas göra självmål eller nåt sånt. I DONWANNA!!!
INGEN FRANSKA!!!
JAG HAR INGEN FRANSKA IDAG!! YEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!
Höhö… jag gillar verkligen inte franska. Cajsa min franskalärare är sjuk och dom hann inte fixa nån vikarie. *\(^o^)/*
Och det blir bara ännu bättre eftersom att vi hade glosförhör idag som jag inte riktigt hade pluggat till. (｡>_>｡)
Hur som helst så är jag hemma nu och ska titta på anime tills jag måste gå tillbaka ^^
Bara dö
Om ni undrar så är jag på franskan nu… varför existerar ens franska?!
Picknick
Jag och Harri bestämde oss för att ha en picknick gör att de va så gint väder så vi bjöd in några lite människor. Det var hur mysigt som helst! Vi hade bullar, kärleksmums och saft! bästa picknicken jue! Sen så kom vi på att vi hade ju en träning att planera! Haha! Vi är verkligen guldfiskar! Träningen blev i alla fall bra och nu är jag hemma och gör läxor. Helt från ingenstans fick vi typ 5 läxor! AS JOBBIGT!!
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Screen free ;___;
Nu har min mamma bestämt att varje söndag efter middagen så är det "screen free". Alltså får man inte hålla på med något som ar en skärm. Tv, dator, MOBIL!! INTE KUL ALLS!!! Jag kan inte ens läsa eller lyssna på musik för jag "måste vara social och umgås med familjen". ASDFHJKL!! Jag kommer inte överleva det här…
De va ju kolloåterträff också!
Matchen igår gick inte så jättebra. Vi förlora mot ett lag som var fett mycker sämre än oss. Men det var flera i mitt lag som var lite sjuka och jag tror att alla var väldigt trötta på grund av skolan. Sen så var inte tjejen som brukar vara kapten där heller. Även fast det inte mörks när hon är med så håller hon verkligen ihop vårat spel…
I ALLA FALL!
På vägen hem i bilen så ringde min kära vän Hedda och sa att det var kolloåterträff! JAG HADE HELT GLÖMT BORT! Och där satt jag i svettiga fotbolls kläder o hela skiten. Vi typ åkte hem så snabbt vi kunde, jag duschade världens snabbaste dusch, byte om och sen åkte jag till fridhemsplan. Det va ganska nice där men det var fett varmt (det var disco) och alla från min period var inte där T-T. Men det va några killar där i anonymos maskar ocg bara gick runt. Dom va fett roliga. När jag kom hem så åt jag middag, duscha (tredje gången den dan) och gick o la mig. Sen i morse så vaknade jag 9.30 av okänk andledning…… jag ville ju sova länge…
match
nu drar jag snart iväg mot IP för att spela em match. Jag minns inte riktigt vilka vi spelar mot men det går säker bra ändå xD
Vi hade linjeorgentering på gympan idag… inte kul säger jag bara. Vi gick typ fel flera gånger och jag rev upp mina ben på en massa onda taggbuskar :/
nu är det i alla fall fredag och jag kommer typ va ledig hela helgen tror jag ^^. Jag tror jag komer gå på bio med några vänner o se nu percy jackson och the mortal instruments. Jag har läst båda börckerna så jag hoppas filmerna blir lika bra som dom (fast det blir dom ju aldrig…).
Fint väder ute…… höhö………
